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Come At Me Bro (ClintxReader) One-Shot

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Published: Dec 28, 2013

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"Oh Clint, honey, look at this!" You squealed with delight as you ran up to a window at the mall. At the window were puppies of all breed's. Your favorite one of course was the husky. Sure the poodles and the corgi's were nice but the husky had the most beautiful blue eyes. Your nose was against the window, your palms on it as well, as you looked at all the puppies that ran up to you. They had their small pink paws against the window, barking, begging you to take one of them home with you.

"They are adorable," Clint grinned. He was standing next you and unlike you, was not pressed up against the glass. "But maybe we should wait till Jeremy is older. I mean two babies in the house? That's a lot of work."

You frowned and nodded, taking a step back from the window. "Yeah you're right....they're just so adorable though! Just look at those big eyes!"

"I'm looking and you know what I think? I think we should finish shopping so that we can get back home."

You pouted. "Fine...but let me just go inside real quick!"

Before Clint could protest, you dashed inside the store, the bell hanging above the door ringing, signaling that it had a customer. Clint watched from outside as you somehow, got the the store's employee to let you play with all the puppies. You were surrounded by puppies and Clint had to admit that the sight was adorable. While he was watching you from afar, another woman was doing the same thing except she was looking at Clint.

She pursed her red painted lips and walked in front of a clothing store. She checked her appearance in the reflection of the store's window and adjusted her tube top so that her double d breasts were showing even more. She was a beautiful woman with long, jet black hair that reached just about her waist that was wide because of her hips. She had an hourglass figure as well as long, tanned legs. She could have any man that she wanted and she knew that. So naturally, she went up to Clint.

"Hey there," She cooed when she approached him. She took off her black sunglasses and showed off her vibrant crystal blue eyes. "You're Hawkeye right? From the Avengers?"

He nodded and smiled faintly at the woman. Sure she was beautiful but he had (Name) to think about. He continued to watch you from outside, chuckling softly to himself when he saw your face get licked by a puppy.

The woman wasn't about to give up so easily and leaned in towards him. "So what's it feel like being a hero and saving the world? Glorious, I imagine."

Clint shrugged. "It's not big deal really. I just did whatever I had to do to make sure that New York didn't disappear off the map."

"Well what a noble man you are," She said in sultry Marilyn Monroe voice. She batted her curled eyelashes at him and leaned in so that her lips were just inches away from his ear. "You know...my apartment is just a couple of blocks away from here. Why not come back with me?"

"Okay m'am," Clint sighed.

But he was cut short when the woman was yanked away from him....by the hair. Clint had no idea when you left the store and apparently you had saw everything because you were not happy at all. You had the woman by the hair and pushed her away from your man. How dare this woman come between you and your husband? Who did she think she was?

"You bitch!" The woman spat. "How fucking dare you?!"

"Sorry did I pull your weave out?" You hissed. "And how dare you?! This is my husband! You pathetic homewrecker!"

She blinked surprised, unaware that Clint was your husband. Anger quickly replaced the shock however. "Really? He married a plain ass girl like you? He must be blind then!"

Clint the entire time had been standing back with wide eyes. He couldn't believe that his wife was getting into a chick fight with some random girl at the mall. A small crowd had formed and everyone was already placing bets on who would win. Clint was just about to intervene until you punched the girl square in the face. She flew back on the ground, landing on her plastic ass and held her hand up to her jaw in complete shock. She now looked afraid of you.

"I gave birth once bitch, I can kick your fucking ass!" You declared.

"Crazy ass bitch," The woman sneered as she scrambled to her feet. She looked like she was about to hit you back but decided better against it and ran in the opposite direction.

"Yeah come at me bro!" You shouted after her. You turned back to Clint and fixed your clothing that had gotten wrinkled in the whole fight. "Sorry about that. I knew she had come on to you so I just had to punch some sense into her."

Clint chuckled, feeling strangely proud at how you had handled everything. He placed a kiss on your lips. "Alright (Name). You know what?"

"What?" You asked confused.

"You so deserve that puppy."

~~~~~~~~~Extended Ending~~~~~~~~~~

"And that's the story of how Hachiko ended up in the family!" You giggled as you explained the story to your son who was now thirteen years old and could handle all the crude humor.

Hachiko, the husky from about twelve years ago, barked, familiar with the story himself. He got up and went to sit on your lap. He was so big now but that didn't bother you. Clint was laughing the entire time you told the story and now the two of you couldn't wait to hear your son's reaction.

"So what do you think?" Clint asked Jeremy.

"......I don't even want to know the story of how the cat ended up in the family," Jeremy said with a shiver.