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Damn it, Loki! (AvengersxReader) One-Shot

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Published: Jan 4, 2014

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Loki was walking around the Tower, minding his own business for once. He was rather bored today and not even causing a little mischief could make him less bored. He decided that today would be a "lazy day", as Midgardians had put it. He was heading towards the living room while thinking about what movies he could watch the rest of the day. Since Tony was a billionaire, naturally he had almost every movie ever made. Loki was barely done with the first shelf of movies he had.

He passed by your room and saw you struggling with a scrap book you were making that had pictures of everyone in the Tower. You were cutting away like a maniac and then saw you cut your thumb with the scissors. It wasn't a big cut however it was a cut that made you bleed as well as hiss in pain.

"DAMN IT LOKI!" You hissed from the pain.

"Wait what?" He popped his head into the room and looked at you bewildered. "What did I do?"

"You know what you did!" You growled, throwing a pair of scissors at his head.

Thankfully since he was a God, he was able to dodge it. He ran away from your door and out of your sight, not wanting to somehow anger you even more. He wasn't sure what was the matter with you but he didn't want to find out for himself. He kept on walking and walked past the kitchen where his brother was eating some poptarts. He had eaten so many by the looks of it. He had wrappers everywhere on the table. He reached inside one of the many boxes and came up empty.

"Damn it Loki!" He cursed and just right when his brother passed by.

"How is this my fault?" He growled annoyed.

Thor slammed his fist on the table. "You're the God of Mischief! Of course it is your fault!"

"Yes but-"

"ENOUGH!" And there went the poptart box flying at Loki.

Again he managed to dodge it and he had to run away from his brother. He ended up running into the training room where Clint and Natasha were training with one another. An arrow flew past his head and managed to cut his cheek. He glared at the famous Hawkeye while said famous person looked at him infuriated.

"Damn it Loki!" Clint spat. "Stop messing around with my arrows!"

"Oh like this is my fault?!" Loki hissed, starting to get fed up with all the blame he was getting.

Natasha put her hands on her hips. "Seriously Loki, who else would it be?"

".....Stark," Loki hissed, everything now suddenly clear.

"...Huh?" Natasha blinked confused.

Loki left the training room and stomped around the entire Tower in search of the billionaire. This time Stark was going to get it. He had played pranks on the others before but had decided to take a break from it all since the last prank he played still had the Avengers steaming mad. He passed by a calender hanging by Tony's bar and stopped and had to do a double-take. What was written in red caught his eye.

BLAME LOKI DAY

The calender read.

"STARK!"

~~~~~~~~Extended Ending~~~~~~~~

Tony was walking down the halls of his Tower, about to head into the lab to work on some projects that he had started. Bruce was probably already there, doing some sciencey stuff. He walked past you and smiled. You smirked in return and then kicked him.

"Ow! (Name)!" Tony whined.

You shrugged your shoulders and walked away in the opposite direction. He kept on walking and the same thing happened to him by everyone he crossed paths with. Finally he entered the lab limping and found Bruce who started chuckling when he saw him.

"What's so funny?" Tony frowned.

"You haven't read the calender, have you?" Bruce grinned. Tony shook his head confused and Bruce took out the calender and showed him it.

KICK A BILLIONAIRE DAY

It read.

".....DAMN IT LOKI!" Tony yelled angrily.

"This time I'll take the blame," Loki hummed when he passed by the lab.

"WHY YOU-OW!" He exclaimed after Bruce kicked him to shut him up.