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Steve was sprawled out across the bed, remote control in hand as he clicked through channels. You were in the bathroom, removing your makeup and getting ready for bed. After washing your face, you strolled out of the bathroom and sat down next to Steve. He looked up at you and gave you the same smile that always made you blush.

“Ready for bed?” he asked. “We have a big mission tomorrow so we need our rest.”

“Yeah, yeah, I know.”

You and Steve almost always teamed up together on missions. Sometimes you couldn’t because your set of skills were needed for a different mission or because yours weren’t needed for the one that Steve was assigned to do. Even after being married to him for over three years, you still worried when he went off on a mission without you. Yes he was a super soldier but you knew what kind of torture men like Steve went through if they were captured by the enemy. You had been through it yourself and on one occasion, did it to someone else.

But that was all in the past now.

You wiggled underneath the covers with Steve who had turned off the TV. Now it was only your lamp on your nightstand that was on. You quickly shut it off and rested your head against your pillow.

“Goodnight, (Name),” Steve murmured as he wrapped his arms around your waist.

“Night, Steve,” you smiled.

You fell asleep, with a smile on your lips.

Or so you thought.

Usually it took you little or no time for you to fall asleep. However this particular night, the Sand Man was not on your side tonight. Steve was breathing evenly beside you but you weren’t sure if he was fully asleep. Not only that, but it turns out that you had forgotten to take your bra off and the pajama jacket you wore was really starting to itch.

“Hey, Steve,” you whispered to your husband.

“...Mm?” he hummed.

“Are you asleep…?”

“...No, I just like lying here, with my eyes closed.”

“Don’t need to be so sarcastic.”

He sighed, opening his eyes sleepily. “You can’t sleep?”

“No,” you muttered. “I need to take this stupid jacket off.”

“Okay then.”

He released you from his grip, allowing you to sit up. You quickly took the jacket off and tossed it to some far corner of the room. It must have hit something important because the next sound you heard, was something falling and breaking. Steve merely sighed, saying that you would both deal with it in the morning. You agreed with what he said. Right now you needed to focus on getting to sleep. You reached back, trying to unclasp your bra but the thing just wouldn’t come off.

“Uh...Steve?” you whispered. “Can you help me take off my bra?”

“W-What?” he stammered.

“Please?” you begged. “Come on, you’ve done it before.”

“Y-Yeah sorry,” he said, and you knew he was blushing just by the way he was speaking. “Just a little taken aback since I’m still sleepy and all.”

His warm hands glided underneath your shirt, sending a shiver down your spine. His fingers worked around the clasp of your bra, getting one undone by the other two just wouldn’t come off. He began to really struggle, making you annoyed but you also couldn’t help but tease him about it.

“I thought Tony taught you how to unhook a bra,” you snickered. “And Bucky too for that matter. Plus, we’ve had sex lots of times. What’s the matter with you tonight, soldier?”

“(Name),” he whined. “I’m trying my best here. And every time we had sex, it was with the lights on know…”

“Oh yeah. Just hurry up already. I want to go to sleep.”

“How do you think I feel?”

After much struggling, he finally got the annoying piece of clothing off. He tossed it somewhere for you, and again it sounded like something important just broke.

“Maybe I should—”

“Sweetie, just don’t,” he cut you off. “Now please go to sleep.”

“Okay then,” you sighed.

You lied back in bed and snuggled against him. Your head was near his shoulder, your hand on his chest as your legs entangled with his. Steve wrapped his arms against you once more, happy that you were finally able to go to sleep. You closed your eyes. Just when you were about to fall asleep, you got that “falling” feeling and jolted up awake in bed.

“Dear God!” Steve gasped since you had woken him up to.

You were now sitting up in bed, panting, eyes wide. That “falling” feeling you sometimes got while in bed really scared you sometimes. You thought that that was the feeling someone got when they were literally falling asleep, but it still was a pain in the ass. Steve groaned, face-palming as he tried to think of a way to get you to go to sleep.

“I’m sorry,” you pouted as you lied back down. “I got that “falling” feeling again.”

“It’s okay,” he murmured, kissing the top of your forehead. “Just please get some sleep. We need to be fully awake for that mission tomorrow.”

“I know. Alright, night Steve.”

“Night, (Name).”

Once again you fell back into the usual position you fell asleep in with Steve. This time something else was bothering you. It was Steve’s shirt. Apparently tonight your skin decided that it would be allergic to it. You gently nudged Steve awake and sighed as he asked what was wrong this time. After you told him, he quickly took off his shirt without a second thought. Now his naked chest was pressed against your clothed one. If he was so quick to take his shirt off, you wondered what else he would take off.

“Hey Steve,” you said as innocently as possible. “Your pants are starting to make my skin itch too. Can you please take it off?”

“Uh-huh, sure,” he said sleepily.

His hands were at the waistline of his pajama pants when he suddenly stopped and his eyes snapped open to look into your (e/c) ones.

“Nice try,” he said as he wrapped his arms around you. “But we’re not doing that tonight.”

“Wow I’m impressed you caught what I was trying to do.”

“I hang out with Tony, remember?”

“Good point. But come on,” you whined. “We haven’t done it in a while…”

“I’m not in the mood tonight,” came his muffled voice since he now had the pillow over his head to try and avoid your pleading.

“I thought guys were always in the mood.”

“I’m not Tony.”

“Yeah you’re bigger.”

This made him sit up.

“Did you just imply that you…?” he trailed off, cocking his head to the side confused.

Now it was your turn to blush heavily. You quickly sat up, realizing that it did sound wrong what you had just said. But it was all a misunderstanding of course.

“Look Steve, it’s Tony,” you explained. “He once showed Phil his ass when he got drunk at that Christmas party, remember? He basically did the same to me before he passed out. It’s no big deal.”

“Okay,” he nodded, rubbing his temples. “But I seriously just forgot about the Christmas incident until now. Thanks, (Name).”

“I love you~” you cooed before wrapped your arms around his neck and giving him a sweet kiss on the lips.

“I love you too,” he grinned. “But go to sleep!”


Eventually, you did fall asleep. After taking several glasses of warm milk, listening to a lullaby off of YouTube and snuggling into Steve like he was your favorite teddy bear, you finally fell the fuck to sleep. The next morning, Steve was the one who was up at six. The mission wasn’t until eight so Steve let you sleep in while he fixed some things around the house. Apparently last night the important objects that had been broken was a vase and a picture frame of him and you at the park when you went on your first date with him.

He smiled at the picture, just happy that the picture itself wasn’t damaged. All it needed was a new frame now. He quickly cleaned up the mess and prepared breakfast for you. When it was close to seven, he knocked on the bedroom door.

“(Name),” Steve said. “Come on honey, wake up.”

And cue you snoring here.

He sighed as he trudged over to the bed.

“(Name),” he said as he nudged you. “(Name), wake up.”

“I..don...wanna…” you mumbled in your sleep.

He started to nudge you a little harder.

“(Name) Rogers,” he said sternly. “You need to wake up. Fury will kill us both if we’re late for that mission.”

That didn’t work so he got up and yanked the covers off of you, only to see that you had somehow gotten the bedsheets and were now using them as blanket. You lied in bed in the fetal position. Steve opened the bedroom curtains and saw you use the pillow to hide from the sunlight that spilled into the room.

“(Name),” he groaned. “Come on, get up.”

“Oh so now you want me awake?” you said bitterly, eyes still closed.

Steve merely stared at you with a serious expression on his face. He tried to think of how to wake you up. Last time he used cold water on you, you almost scratched him like a cat and you didn’t speak to him until the end of the day. That and he may have used too much water and the bed was still kind of wet when you both went to bed.

The clock now read 7:15 which meant that he needed to think of something fast. He snapped his fingers, realizing what he could use to threaten you to wake up.

“(Name), if you don’t wake up right this instant,” he began. “I’m gonna play that Rick Astley song.”

“.....You wouldn’t dare,” you hissed as you opened your eyes.

“Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry~”

He sang as he left the room, looking for the song that was on his phone.

“Steve, don’t!” you cried, jumping out of bed. “I just got that song out of my head! Please!!”
I swear to all things that are holy, that Rick Astley song just won't leave my head XD

It's been repeat for hours now!


Anyways, as for the Tony incident, picture it as Tony being drunk as usual, leaving the bathroom with his pants around his ankles. Just when you point that out, he bends over to pick up his pants only to pass out.

And that was how you saw Tony's penis ._.

On a side note, I got this idea since last night, I couldn't fall asleep for the life of me. Thank God I'm on Spring Break~
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BlueHummingbird31 Featured By Owner Edited Oct 15, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
OMG i was reading this and the song started playing. onion head 'shock' ‚ had the shock of my life.Pikachu Piff Plz 
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
That's a freaky yet cool coincidence! 
phoenixjewls Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
You're terrible Steve Rogers
Raptorgirl11 Featured By Owner Edited Aug 30, 2015
That is hilarious i wonder if he ever found it
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
He probably did x3 
Raptorgirl11 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2015
Dear god that song is good by can easily get stuck in your head.
leovamp Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2015
omg the end is so funny XD

and I just thought of something funnier:

*Steve is in the bathroom*
Me: Steve stop hogging the bathroom
Steve: Just come in
Me: fine *walks in the bathroom and starts putting on makeup*
Steve: you know you're pretty without any makeup on
Me: aww thanks, but I look more awake with it on *puts on mascara and makes weird faces*
Steve: *watches her and starts laughing*
Me: *pauses and looks at him* What's so funny?
Steve: nothing *laughs a little more*
Me: ok then *continues putting on mascara with weird faces*
Steve: *laughs again* why do you make those faces?
Me: Stop watching me! and I get better results when I do, besides you make weird faces when you shave
Steve: true *grabs a razor and starts shaving*
Me: *laughs*
Steve: honey don't watch me!
Me: i'm sorry I can't help it, besides I think it's cute
Steve: well I think you're cuter
Me: *blushes*
Steve: *blushes as well*
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Aww that's so cute~! 
leovamp Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2015
Thanks! :) and I could just imagine them getting phone call from Bucky

*Steve's phone goes off*
Steve: Hello? Oh hey Bucky what's up? Oh ok, yeah she's right next to me *looks at me* Hey babe Bucky wants to talk to you
Me: Um ok *puts the phone on speaker* Hey Bucky the phone's on speaker so we can both hear you but please make it quick we're in the middle of getting ready
Bucky: You guys are not having sex, right? Anyways I'm running out of eyeliner
Me: We're not having sex! And what do you want me to do about it?
Bucky: Ok, I was wondering if I could borrow yours?
Me: No, you know I don't like letting people use my makeup
Steve: Besides Bucky you look gorgeous without your eyeliner anyways
Bucky: Aww thanks man that really means a lot to me!
Me: Is that why you called?! Cuz you wanted to use my eyeliner?
Bucky: Yeah that's really the only reason why I called
Me: What the hell you ass?! Seriously?!
Bucky: Steve why is Anna snappy today? Did Mother Nature visit her, or did your sausage and meatballs cause her to have a bun in the oven?
Steve: Dude she can hear you! And none of that happened, she's just mad because I rick rolled her
Bucky: Oh my god! That's hilarious! *laughs like crazy*
Me: Bye Bucky *hangs up*
Steve: Babe why'd you do that?
Me: We're in the middle of changing, plus never do that when I'm PMSing!
Steve: Sorry honey *his phone rings again* Hey Bucky, yeah I know! It was funny
Me: You're not getting any tonight
Steve: Damn it!
Me: Oh now you want it, last night you said you weren't in the mood but now you want it? Well I'm PMSing right now so you won't get any tonight
Steve: But honey your period doesn't start until next week and you're usually aroused at this time
Me: True but still
Bucky: Aww come on Anna! You know you want to
Me: Bucky stay out of this! We're done with breakfast now we're heading to the car, but I'm driving!
Steve: It's my turn to drive!
Bucky: Rock paper scissor solves everything
Me: Thanks but I decided to let Steve drive, but I'm plugging my ipod in
Steve: Yeah that's fine
Me: Thanks! *sings and dances to "Milkshake" by Kelis*
Steve: Oh my god
Me: Ooh next song! *sings and dances to "Blah Blah Blah" by Kesha*
Bucky: Do I have to listen to Anna singing through the phone?
Steve: You don't have to, we're almost there anyways
Bucky: Ok well, see you guys, bye Anna, bye Steve
Me and Steve: Bye Bucky *hangs up*
*"Just A Kiss" by Lady Antebellum starts playing*
Steve: Hey I love this song :)
Me: Me too :) I love you
Steve: I love you too :) *kisses me softly*
Me: Hey kissing while driving
Steve: We're at a red light, let's do another quick kiss before it turns green
Me: Great idea *kisses again*
Steve: And turn the music up, let's sing along
Me: Lovely idea *turns the volume a little higher and sings along, me singing the female voice, Steve singing the male voice*
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Very cute short story ;) 
ArtsyBlueWolf Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT PICTURE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I believe I found it on somewhere in the Chris Evans tag 
ArtsyBlueWolf Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Thank you hat narrows it down to at least hundreds! XD ( JK!!! )
dillestoneheart Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015
They said the falling feeling people often had is small heart attack
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I've heard all sorts of theories about it and most of them don't sound too good 
Wolfbite7 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Omg I love this :3 so cute. I feel liked I'd annoy others when I'm trying to asleep too as I just don't sleep at night. I also know the falling feeling I get that a lot too

I really liked how I could connect to this story. Nice job :3
Pandy1031 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2015  Student General Artist
Never gonna give you up.... Good luck getting it out of your head again! ;)
Pastelskullz Featured By Owner May 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
HA just got rick rolled By Captain America. Nice.
Lifeinsixwords Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015
This will honestly be me when I get married, I have the worst sleeping habits in the world.Sweating a little... 
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Omg same. But hopefully you'll be with someone who doesn't mind these habits ^^
Imaunikitty Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Basically xD 
AuraLady Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
lol that reminds me of the mini wheats commercial song... every one of them... one of them would play at the beginning of my shift... every shift... and I would suffer the next hours with that stupid ditty stuck in my head oh it was HELL!
Cryaotic8008135 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015  Student Artist
That is a good song to dance to, but its a mood killer when it reminds you of your ex when he would repeatedly would sing it.
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Damn I can see how that can be a mood killer :/ 
taytay006 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I actually love that song.
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Same here 
taytay006 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's so catchy it's contagious
GlimmeringAngel26 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Did steve just...Rick roll me??
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Basically XD 
pucca250 Featured By Owner Edited Oct 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
its weird i get that "falling" feeling sometimes too it is so annoying Meow :3  Wink/Razz 

as always great job :D (Big Grin) 
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
It always ends up scaring me XD

Thank you ^^
pucca250 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i know right! Pikachu (Agrees) [V1] 

and your welcome Hawkeye Welcome PLZ 
JamiiSylvia Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014
I LOVE THAT SONG :iconrickastleyplz: :iconrickrolledplz:
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Kateeornahh Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014
Did you just rick roll me?
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
detectivevalkyrie Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014   General Artist
But it was an awesome story though :)
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you ^^
detectivevalkyrie Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014   General Artist
Hate Rick Astley's songs... so annoying. And that song is the worst one.....
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Lmao I actually don't mind the song XD 
violetsonamy777 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014  Student Artist
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Lol yes he did
violetsonamy777 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Student Artist
how rude of him! lol
SakuraAeris1497 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014
LOL, 'You wouldn't!'...*Cue Steve playing song*

Great story. It was cute and adorable. :) :hug:
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you dear! :huggle:
SakuraAeris1497 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014
No probs! *Blows kisses* :hug:
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