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How Old Are You Now? (LokixReader) One-Shot

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“Thor,” You whispered to the Thunder God who was merely walking down the halls of the palace minding his own business.

He looked at you confused and even more confused when you made a gesture with your index finger for him to come closer. Since you and Loki were an item, this gesture certainly made him get strange ideas. Either way he approached you and waited to hear what you had to say.

“Today is Loki’s birthday, is it not?” You asked with a whisper, excitement in your eyes.

He nodded. “Yes it is, why?”

“I was thinking that we could plan something for him,” You grinned. “What do you say?”

“….When do we start?” He merely grinned.

 

~~~~Time Skip~~~~~

 

You and Thor have been sneaking around the castle none stop, trying to stay as hidden as possible from Loki. Speaking of Loki, he was getting very suspicious about the two of you. There had been many times when he cornered Thor and tried to get him to spill what was going on. That’s where you would come in and do something silly to catch Loki’s attention. You literally had to dance away from Thor down the halls with Loki in your arms so that he could not ruin the surprise.

So to say that you were tired would be an understatement.

But you were happy to be doing something like this for your beloved. Loki always did feel like he was underappreciated so this would show him how loved he really is. You were now in the kitchen, rapidly mixing things and checking on the cake you were baking every once in a while. The drinks were done and the table was almost done getting set up as well. Thor was the one who had helped you gather the food but killing a beast in the forest. Nothing but fresh ingredients for your sweetheart. While he, Frigga, and the Warriors Three set everything up, you piled food onto every plate.

You heard a ding signaling that the cake was ready and ran to the oven to quickly take the cake out. Getting right down to business, you started to decorate it with green frosting with golden designs and beautiful patterns on it. Frigga came in just at that moment and saw what you were doing.

“My, my this is amazing, (Name),” She smiled at you.

“Thank you, your majesty,” You smiled back at her. “Do you think Loki will like this?”

She grabbed a tube of icing and proceeded in helping you with decorating the cake. “I know he will my dear. If he doesn’t, then my son sure is a strange one.”

You giggled; moments like this were common between you and Frigga. Ever since you and Loki had become a couple, the Queen has treated you like a daughter. She was very fond of you and has told you a couple of times that she thought that you and Loki were just perfect for each other. The only one you didn’t exactly have a good relationship with, was with Odin. Although he was your King, you still didn’t appreciate what he made Loki go through.

The two of you quickly finished up decorating the cake and Fandral walked in to help you place it on the dining room table. The cake was large and you had to finish up some other things anyways. You quickly ran up to your room and started to dress yourself.

You slipped on a long, dark green dress that had a slit going all the way up to your mid-thigh. The bodice was tight and fitting like a corset and had a gold lining around the neckline that was a low v-neck. After slipping on some golden high heels, you started to apply your makeup. Today everything was green and gold. You were hoping that Sif was distracting Loki well. She had taken him to the training room to spar with him. Hopefully she hadn’t snapped and wasn’t now trying to kill him. Whenever those two sparred with one another, Sif would get impatient by Loki’s tricks.

After styling your hair, you opened the door and ran right into Loki.

“Oh!” You gasped, taken by surprise. “Darling what are you doing here?”

“I live here,” Loki grumbled.

“Right,” You said, feeling stupid. You and Loki did share a bedroom.

He eyed you suspiciously. “Why are you all dressed up?”

“Uh no reason,” You smiled nervously.

Loki took a step toward you and you took a step back. “Darling I think you should know best than to not lie to the God of Lies himself. I can see right through you, you know.”

“Yes, I know,” You sighed, starting to feel uncomfortable. Was everything even set up yet? You had left in a hurry without checking anything. So as you nervously stepped back into the room, you tried to distract Loki.

“Why are you so nervous, my dear?” Loki asked with a smirk on his lips. “Is there something you’re not telling me?”

You shook your head rapidly. “No, no! Of course not! I just…I...uh…”

Running out of what to say, you merely grabbed Loki by the collar and kissed him passionately. Surely that would distract him. It certainly did since he quickly wrapped his arms around your waist and started to kiss you back just as passionately. If they were still preparing everything, then you would probably end up doing more than just kissing.

Just then Thor strolled into the room.

“Lady (Name) everything is do—”

And just like that he left when he saw you and Loki at each other.

You quickly pulled away, cheeks red from embarrassment. Loki raised an eyebrow at you and looked back at the door.

“What was Thor talking about?” He asked suspiciously.

“Just come with me,” You sighed, grabbing his hand and leading him down the halls.

The entire time Loki was asking you a billion questions. Each of them you ignored. When you arrived at the dining hall, you took a deep breath before pushing them open. Both you and Loki gasped at what you saw. The entire place had decorations that were in gold and green as well as a big Happy Birthday banner hanging from wall to wall.

“You….” Loki turned to you with wide eyes. “You did this…for me?”

You nodded, a small smile on your lips. “Of course I did, my Prince.” You leaned in and placed a tender kiss on his lips. “Happy Birthday my dear.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~~~~~~~~~~Extended Ending~~~~~~~~~

After all the food had been eaten and you sang Happy Birthday to Loki, now it was time for the cake. You cut a big slice for Thor and a regular size for Loki and yourself. The Warriors Three, Sif, and Frigga all enjoyed the cake and complemented you on your cooking skills.

“Loki, honey, you have something on your lip,” You grinned before licking some frosting off the corner of his lips.

“Please remember that there are other people here,” Fandral said deadpanned.

“Sorry Fandral,” You giggled, actually forgetting about the others. You turned to Loki, curiosity in your voice as you said, “So….exactly how old are you now Loki?”

“Oh I lost track after a hundred,” He shrugged casually.

“….What?” You blinked. “You’re joking right?” You turned to face Thor and Frigga. “He’s joking…right?”

“Uh….” Thor shoved some cake in his face and mumbled something that you couldn’t understand while Frigga merely smiled weakly at you.

You faced Loki again. “Were you serious?”

“Thank you so much for doing this darling,” He cooed, kissing your nose. “I greatly appreciate it.”

“You’re welcome but, Loki,” You whined. “Come on, tell me how old you are.”

“Only after you tell me how old you are.”

“…..This cake is fantastic, don’t you think?”

“That’s what I thought.”

 

So here's a little something I wrote in spirit of Tom's birthday which is today. He's 33 I believe. Loki? Yeah the dude is probably thousands of years old actually. 
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