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Pick Up Lines (TonyxReader) One-Shot

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"Are you religious? Cause you're the answer to all my prayers," Tony winked at you.

You brushed the billionaire off of course. You walked right past him and didn't even look back at him. You knew that Tony was nothing but a womanizer so of course when he choose you to be his next plaything, you made sure that he wouldn't catch you so easily. The last thing you needed was a broken heart. Still the billionaire insisted on following you down the halls of SHIELD, walking backwards so that he could look at your face. You of course were not amused by this situation. If Fury saw this, he would assume that you were fooling around with the billionaire and think you are unfit for your job. You really didn't want to get fired so you just kept walking, avoiding Tony's gaze the entire time.

"Look (Name)," Tony sighed, about to try on hitting on you again. "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together. Can't you?"

"Sorry but my camera lens is cleared than yours," You huffed. Your took a sharp turn, making the billionaire walk into a wall. He blushed since he looked pretty foolish back there. Still for some strange reason, you couldn't help but smile. He was trying really hard to capture your attention. Even Tony Stark had to call it quits when it came to women who were never going to come around so that he could move on to the next best thing. However he had not done that with you. 

He approached you again, with more confidence in his walk. He looked at you concerned and grabbed your hand to stop you. "(Name).....Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Seriously?" You raised an eyebrow at him. "Out of all the pick up lines, you use that one?"

"Can't blame a guy for trying," He said with that charmingly sweet smile of his that actually made you blush. "Why you blushing, (Name)? Though I like it. You look absolutely adorable," He purred, taking a step closer to you.

You got out of his grip and sped walk down the hall. There was absolutely no way that you were going to fall for him. NO WAY! He again started walking by your side and walking backwards. He clearly didn't learn his lesson from last time. 

He smoothed out his shirt and winked at you. "Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Good for you," You said bitterly.

He sighed and then grabbed your hand to make you stop walking. He spun you around so that you were facing him, his hands rested on your shoulders. He looked like a puppy that had been kicked with the hurt expression that was on his face. Surprisingly, it really did look like he wanted your attention. You decided to hear him out and see what he has to say. However if it was another pick up line, you were going to kick him in the groin.

"(Name)," Tony sighed. "What's it going to take for you to go out with me? Like seriously, I'll do anything."

You sighed and ran a hand through your (h/c) hair. An idea came into your head, one that should make things very amusing. "Alright if you come up with an impressive pick up line, I'll go out with you."

"The others weren't good enough for you?" He asked deadpanned.

"Nope."

"......Challenge accepted."

"Good luck," You smiled sarcastically at him. You were about to be on your way except he stopped you.

"One more thing...."

"Yes?"

"Do you have a map?" He asked with hopeful eyes.

You cocked your head to the side confused. "No....why?"

 "Cause I'm getting lost in your eyes. OOF!" He gasped when you indeed kicked him in the groin. And with that shuffled off towards the room where SHIELD's meeting would be held.

"Can't blame a guy for trying," Tony seethed as the pain shot up through his body. 

~~~~~~~~~~

Tony had been working on his pick line the entire week and finally came up with something that was sure to win your heart. If it didn't, he had no idea what he would do. He really wanted to go with out you. He loved everything about you. You were a beautiful woman who was also smart and a challenge to him. He knew that you were the type of person that would always keep life exciting with him. That's just what he needed. So he walked around the halls of SHIELD, trying to find you. He looked left and right and sadly couldn't find you anywhere. He was beginning to think that you were avoiding. 

Then he finally saw you walking down the halls with paperwork in your hands. He smiled when he saw you and walked over to you with that confident aura about him. When you saw him, you grinned. Today was the day that he was going to give you his best pick up line. You couldn't wait to hear what he says.

"(Name)....I've been thinking a lot lately and I just can't stop loving you. I tried and failed. If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand." 

He looked at you with deep sincere eyes that made your heart melt. Never before in your life had you heard such kind words towards you. You felt your cheeks grow beat red and your eyes grow wide with shock. He smiled when he saw your reaction and quickly placed his lips upon yours. Your blush deepened and you had to admit, that pick line was amazing.

"So.....are we thing now?" He asked with hopeful eyes.

You nodded, a bright smile on your lips. "Yes....we so are."

"Good cause I have another one I want to use," He grinned as he rocked back and forth on his heels like a child.

You chuckled to yourself and said, "Alright go ahead."

"Hey (Name) did you hear about the party?"

"What party?" You asked curiously.

"The party that's in my pants tonight cause you're invited!" Tony hollered. 

The two of you broke out into laughing fits and you were even tearing up from laughing so much. You straightened up and got on your tippy toes so that you could whisper in his ears, "Thanks....I hope you don't mind if I invite other people~"

You winked at him and left him standing there with his jaw in the shape of an 'O'. He hated to see you go, but loved to watch you leave. Especially when you swayed your hips like that. 

"This is the beginning of a beautiful relationship."

Another Tony fic! :D 

This one was fun to write and I felt like Masaomi when writing this. Like seriously he just uses so many pick up lines on girls its hilarious XD

Tony seems to have won your heart though. So hooray for him! Honestly though if he used that last line on me, I would say yes right away ._.

But that's of course if Steve said no to me ;~; 
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https://www.wattpad.com/676973373-sasusaku-stories-lemons-included-pickup-lines

found a story on wattpad that is literally this but just changed, dont know if you gave them permission to do this or if youre even active on this account but just wanted to let you know.