Pranking Tony (TonyxReader) One-Shot

It was quiet.

Deadly quiet.

Which was never a good sign in Stark Tower. Why? Because that meant that a certain billionaire, playboy, philanthropist was up to no good. This made all the Avengers, including Loki, stay on their toes. You on the other hand decided to pay no mind to anything. You were too busy with things at work to be bothered with trying to steer clear of Tony. You lived in Stark Tower for Christ’s sake; staying away from him would be pretty hard.

So you went about with your usual business and did all your usual routines. You got up in the morning to eat some breakfast, then had a little jog around the Tower, and when you came back inside, you took a shower to refresh yourself.

The shower you took was nice and long. When you stepped out, you noticed that steam had filled the room. When you walked up to the mirror to wipe the fog that had appeared on it away, you screamed on the top of your lungs at what you saw.

Your hair was now neon green.

“Tony!” you screamed on the top of your lungs

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After much questioning around the Tower, you finally found the cheeky billionaire holed up in the lab all the way downstairs. Not only did you humiliate yourself in front of the other Avengers, but you now had to buy yourself a new bottle of shampoo since he had replaced its contents with hair dye. And that shampoo was very expensive.

“Oh hey, (Name),” Tony smiled, trying very hard not to laugh when he saw your green hair. “So…is this like a new phase for you?”

You slammed your fists on the lab table he was working at. “Cut the crap, Stark. You and I both know that confessing to your crime will make this so much more easier.”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about~” he said innocently.

You narrowed your eyes down at him. “This means war.”

And with that you left the lab, confident that you would win this little prank war that just about started.

“Let the games begin,” Tony smirked.

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You still weren’t sure how you would prank Tony back and didn’t have the time to fully think it through since your boss had ordered you to come into work today pronto. Apparently your co-worker had “gotten the flu” and now he needed you to take care of her paperwork. You knew though that your co-worker was just sneaking away to go watch that new movie that came out with her favorite actor in it. Now you had another person on your list to get back at it.

While walking to your little cubicle, your phone rang so you went to pick it up. What happened was that you ended up practically hitting yourself with the entire phone. Someone had glued your phone to the machine making it impossible for you to answer it.

“Tony,” you hissed underneath your breath.

You cracked your knuckles and started to storm out of your office but you fell flat on your bum when you ran into plastic wrap that was put across the door. You got up quickly and shot daggers with your eyes at any suspects. Eventually someone cracked.

“Okay, okay, he payed me to do it!” your co-worker John admitted while putting up your hands in defense.

“He just really wants me to kill him, doesn’t he?” you sighed.

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The entire week, Tony had made you his victim when it came to the prank war. The fun was slowly starting to die away though since you hadn’t played a single prank on him back. However, he was still on his toes. He didn’t know when you were going to prank him back but he had a feeling it was going to happen soon.

When he walked downstairs to the lab, he was surprised when he saw a plate of Oreo cookies sitting on the table waiting for him. It also had a note attached to it.

Dear Tony,

Due to the fact that work has been a bitch, I call the prank war off. You’re better at this sort of thing then I am. The fact that my hair is still green proves that.

Congratulations you asshole.

Love,

(Name)~

“I always win,” Tony smirked proudly.

He took an Oreo off the plate and popped one in his mouth. The smirk on his immediately disappeared when he had the sick taste of toothpaste and cookie in his mouth instead of cream. He then spit the “cookie” out and ran to the fridge in the lab to wash his mouth. He grabbed the Pepsi bottle he had left there yesterday and downed it quickly. He was fine for about three seconds until he got a burning sensation on his tongue.

“Hot, hot, hot!” he exclaimed, running around the lab trying to find water.

Of course you had put hot sauce in the soda. When Tony went to run into another connecting room, he tripped over a string that made a huge makeup sponge swing down from the ceiling. He saw stars and when he wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, he saw that he had lipstick on.

“Oh very funny!” he grumbled.

He started to walk over to the sink to wipe his face clean when one of the large television screens came down from the wall to reveal your smiling face as well as the other Avengers who couldn’t stop laughing.

“Hey Tony!” you grinned, “Say hi to your friends~”

He looked to see that you had a tape recorder in your hands and had most likely just recorded everything that had happened within these few minutes. And of course you were going to post it online. Who wouldn’t?

“.....You’ve got to be kidding me!”