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"Whoa whose that new girl?" Tony asked when he saw you walk past the SHIELD meeting room. 

"That's (f/n) (l/n)," Steve said. "She's a new agent in SHIELD."

"Well she's hot," Tony smirked. 

"Tony," Clint growled. "Lay off."

"Oh I see," Tony smugly grinned. "You have dibs on her. I understand."

"W-What?" Clint blushed furiously. 

Thor shook his head with a chuckle. "It is quiet alright brother Barton, you have done the 'dibs' thus making her yours."

"Why do I hang out with you guys again?" Clint sighed.

"Cause we're all you got," Bruce shrugged.

~~~~~~

You sat down at the lunch table with Natasha sitting across from you. She arched her eyebrow at you, a playful smile on her lips. You picked at your salad, unaware of how she was looking at you. It was only till you looked up that you realized. You gave her a confused look, wondering what was on your mind. You had become friends with the red head in a short period of time but there were still somethings you didn't know about her. So of course the two of you weren't exactly on best friends level. You were new at SHIELD after all and your job didn't exactly allow you to build close relationships with your co-workers.

"What?" You blinked confused.

"So....how do you feel about Hawkeye?" Natasha smirked. You blushed fifty shades of red and immediately shut up. She noticed your expression and her smile widened. "So you do like him~"

"Nat what are you talking about?" You asked bewildered.

"Well Tony has started this whole thing," She began. "So basically we're shipping you guys now. I figured why not?"

"WHAT?" You gasped. You shot right up out of your seat, slamming your fists on the table. "DO NOT SHIP US!"

"Try telling that to Tony," She said unfazed by your sudden move.

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You were walking down the hall, looking through paper work so much that you weren't even looking ahead of you. Clint was doing the same thing and the two of you just so happened to bump into each other at the halls. You squeaked and paper work went flying everywhere as you both fell on top of each other. When the paper work was all on the ground, that's when you realized that Clint had landed on top of you, his hands on either side of your side with him hovering above you.

"Sorry, sorry," Clint said quickly when he realized what position you two were in. 

"It's no big deal," You blushed embarrassed.

And right at that moment, Tony literally wheeled in the halls on his office chair with his phone out and taking pictures. "Awww how cute. This shipping just got even more popular."

You pushed Clint off of you, forgetting to check if he was alright and ran after Tony was 'running' away from you on his office chair.

"DAMN IT STARK!" You yelled furiously. 

~~~~~~~

You walked into an Avengers meeting with Fury not yet in the room. Tony was leaning back in his chair, a smug grin on his lips. Everyone of course was talking about the picture that he had sent to them. You sat down next to Clint since it was the only chair in the room. Of course everyone else thought differently and smiled at seeing you two next to each other. You had it with this whole shipping thing.

"Stop shipping us!" You yelled annoyed. "It's not happening you guys!"

"But you guys are so cute together," Tony whined.

"Yeah just go out with each other," Bruce nodded.

Thor and Natasha agreed as well. You and Clint exchanged one look of surprise with each other and then looked at the others unamused.

"Are you guys really that dense?" Clint asked deadpanned.

"What do you mean?" Thor asked confused.

"You guys can't ship us cause we're siblings!" You yelled at them like it was obvious.

"WHAT?" Everyone gasped, shock written all over their faces. 

"But you have a different last name," Steve said confused.

You sighed and ran a hand through your hair. "I had to change my last name due to an issue that arose a few years back. Long story short, some guy wanted to kill me. So I took on a new identity." 

"I did not see that coming," Natasha blinked.

You saw Tony tearing up from his seat and asked what was wrong with him now. "You guys just destroyed my shipping!" He cried.

You face palmed after hearing that, not believing that the others hadn't figured this out. Natasha was an assassin for crying out loud and Tony was always looking through personal files. How could they have not realized?

"For fucks sake....." You sighed. 





























~~~~~~~~~~~~ALTERNATE EXTENDED ENDING~~~~~~~~~~~~


After the meeting was over, it was just you and Clint in the room. The whole shipping thing really drained both of you guys. Clint got up and looked down the hall to make sure that the others weren't near. When the coast was clear, he smiled and placed a kiss on your lips. You returned the kiss and wrapped your arms around his neck while he wrapped his arms around your waist.

"You think they bought the siblings thing?" Clint asked with a mischievous grin.

"Definitely," You laughed. "Looks like this relationship is gonna be able to stay secret for a while longer."


Did I just play with your mind? So the alternate ending was something I decided to put in there just in case some people got whiny saying to make a part two with a different ending and what not. 

I legit am getting shipped with a guy friend of mine. Everyday my friends say we should go out and I yell at them, "STOP SHIPPING US!" Today they wanted me to kiss him. HELL NO. We're just friends. 

Now I'm curious....who would you guys ship me with? XD 
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:iconkeybladewielder93:
keybladewielder93 Featured By Owner May 28, 2016  New Deviant
PLOT-TWIST²:love: 
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Deathisonlyterm Featured By Owner May 15, 2016  New Deviant
Office chairs!
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MasterToast05 Featured By Owner May 4, 2016  Student General Artist
Tony was 'running' away from you on his office chair.
I can just imagine how funny that would be.:D (Big Grin) :D (Big Grin) 
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Mrs-Sam-Winchester Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016
I love the extended ending
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TheFandomWitch Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2015
When Tony was 'running' away from me in his office chair, I saw this in my head:


Tony rolling away as fast as he can, making really loud Zoidberg noises (WUB WUB WUB wub wub wub)
And me chasing after him with Steve's shield.


You made me Giggle.

MY LADY, YOU HAVE DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE!
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Sib-Audrey Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
DOUBLE PLOT TWIST OMG
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:iconphoenixangel7:
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Dignity Laugh 
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BadgerSoul494 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
IKR??? My friends think Im dating my BFF Henry, but im NOT. And my firend thks he should ask me out. 
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PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah sometimes people just have close friendships and that's it lmaooo
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BadgerSoul494 Featured By Owner May 4, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah. It's soooooooooo annoying that everyone thinks we'd be a good couple. When we went to a museum, my friend was broke, and my other friend said if I kissed him and we dated for an hour, he would give Henry $30. 

Needless to say, I kissed him. What? He's my buddy and if he wants money then I'll help him out. AND NOW THERE'S RUMORS IN CLASS. 

Curse Dill Pikle. (His nickname)
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noeffingducks Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
TONY!!!
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:iconphoenixjewls:
phoenixjewls Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I figured
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princessneko14 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2015  Professional Artist
i loved the ending such a devious twist on the shipping and what not
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:iconphoenixangel7:
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks! I'm glad you liked that ending ^^
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princessneko14 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2015  Professional Artist
Youre very welcome dear *sips Balthazar's wine that i stole * i really hope you make more of these clint x readers
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SakuraNekoBlaze Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015  Student Artist
Best story ever OMG XD
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:iconphoenixangel7:
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for enjoying!
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SakuraNekoBlaze Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2015  Student Artist
no no no thank you for writing XD :D
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hetaliaizmal1fe Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Why is this so amazing xD
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RandomTea64 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Holy shet
this is hilarious
XDDDD
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:iconphoenixangel7:
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thank youu!
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Quintessence04 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm shipped with one of my guy friends because there was this really creepy player guy fussing over a piece of fuzz in my hair and my guy friend told him to go away before getting into an animated conversation about Godzilla with me. Also because I always sit with him on the bus... And at lunch... And draw with him... And play video games with him... And had a sleepover with him... 

Psh. No shipping fuel here. 
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SakuraNekoBlaze Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2015  Student Artist
Definitely not any shipping fuel at all
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:iconanimelover112233:
AnImElOvEr112233 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015
Noooooo not at all 

(note the sarcasm)
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:iconxxcoolestchic:
XxCoolestChic Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm a sneaky assassin! No one will ever find out!
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trixxxter-609 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2015
Literally, the first fix I've read that has the "pretend siblings plan". LOVED IT!!
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PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you lol!
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Cheshire-Grin-Girl Featured By Owner May 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
This is fantastic... but what if they catch you kissing..... 0_o
~Cheshire
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:iconphoenixangel7:
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Then the secrets out~!
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Pandy1031 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015  Student General Artist
This is leitrally like mine and my boyfriend's relationship it's weird. I've said it once and I'll say it again: are you a sychic?
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PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Lmao! Perhaps ;) 
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Pandy1031 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Student General Artist
Just noticed I spelled literally wrong....*faceplam* and I'm glad your back!
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VoiceofTomorrow Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015
ohhhh nice cover up!!!
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VanillaTorn Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2015
Good Goddess, ghost ships  are sailing hahaha
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Imaunikitty Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015
BEST. PLOT. TWIST. EVER! ♡♡
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:iconphoenixangel7:
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Lol thanks XD 
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RoseMaylieGottschalk Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Oh O.O *Surprised*
Good Acting
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AuraLady Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
lol yeah... you played my mind but good... though I had a blank "wtf just happened" look lol
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:iconravala:
Ravala Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2015  Student Artist
Trollalalalalala~! Lalalalaa~ Lalalalaaa~!!! XD
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DobbyIsAFreeElfNow Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
LOVE THE ALTERNATE ENDING!!! So much trolling.. 👌
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PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Why thank you Dignity Laugh 
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ManiacleTurtles Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014
Totally using the alternate ending Poker Face 
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shyanne-skye Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
And the Tony does what Tony does best. :P
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hallo-poppet Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014
I ship you with...STEVE!!!
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PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Aw thanks >w<
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hallo-poppet Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014
You're welcome! ^^
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RealThreeMusketeers Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Student General Artist
lol this was funny! great reader insert! :)
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:iconphoenixangel7:
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you very much ^^
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RealThreeMusketeers Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Student General Artist
Np, I actually want to try a reader insert myself. :)
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:iconphoenixangel7:
PhoenixAngel7 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Well good luck when writing it, I'm sure it'll be great :)
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