Sex Hair and Noises (TonyxReader) One-Shot

"(Name), please put on some more proper clothes," Steve blushed.

"Why~?" You whined.

"Cause we all live here too you know," Natasha stated matter-of-fact.

"Yeah well this is Stark Tower not Avengers Tower. You guys just be happy that we let you live here," You grumbled. 

Clint couldn't help but laugh when he saw Natasha shut up. "(Name), dear you have sex hair."

You looked at yourself in the silver reflection of the fridge. You certainly did have sex hair. You tried to smooth it out but it was just no use. Your hair was just a complete mess. Curse Tony for having this happen. The cocky billionaire was away in his bedroom sleeping like Sleeping Beauty while you had to deal with the others when you were not in a good mood. You had slept wrong and now your side as well as your boobs hurt. The last thing you needed was to hear them complain like they usually do. 

"Oh fuck it," You sighed, giving up on your hair. While you went through the fridge, you couldn't help but get an idea in your head. With a grin on your face, you skipped over towards the others and plopped down in the circle of couches they had made.

They all looked very bored so this should be a snap for you. You were sipping the iced tea you had gotten from the fridge contently, listening to what they all had to say. It was basic talk about how shit back down in SHIELD was just crazy.....well more or less in your mind that's what it sounded like. Still the overall conversation was boring and you knew just what to do to lighten up the mood. 

"Hey Clint, give me your pinky," You asked him with a poker face to show him that nothing would be wrong.

He raised an eyebrow at you but still put his hand in yours. "What's the point of—AGGHHH!" He grunted out loud when you pulled his pinky back. "What was that for?!"

You were beyond giggling like a maniac. You were laughing hysterically to the point where you couldn't breathe. Bruce had to pat your back a couple times when you eventually got into a small coughing fit. When you finally calmed down, you turned to them with the straightest face you could pull and said, "That was your sex noise Clint but of course you know that already Natasha."

"S-Shut up!" She huffed, her face turning a small shade of red. She of course managed to compose herself faster than you did. 

"What does pulling a pinky have to do with—A-A-Ahhh!" Bruce moaned/gasped when you pulled his pinky back quickly to stop making him go on some scientific ramble. He rubbed his pinky, his face turning beat red. He then mumbled out, "Okay now I see how it's your sex noise."

Clint was cracking up and Natasha was chuckling as well while Steve was grinning and also secretly praying that you weren't going to do the same to thing to him. However, fate was on his side today since you moved to Thor and grabbed his pinky. He looked at you curiously and you couldn't help but wonder what his sex noise was. He was a big guy after all. With all that muscle it would have to take some extra strength to pull that pinky back. So you used all your strength to do so.

"OH MY ODIN!" He screamed.

So perhaps you pulled it back too hard. 

Another laughing fit was started and this time you moved to Steve. He tried to get out of his seat but you wouldn't let him. You grabbed his wrist in an iron grip and used your other hand to grab his pinky. With an apologetic look in your eyes, you pulled back his pinky, hoping that his sex noise would just be the best. It was Steve after all and he was the most innocent member on this team here, so sweet too. 

"Ah! Sweet Jesus!" He shrieked a little as well as moaned. The color on his face from embarrassment was just adorable. "Did you really have to do that, (Name)?"

"Yes I did," You grinned mischievously. 

Then out of nowhere, someone grabbed your wrist. You turned back to see that it was Natasha with a grin on her lips. Your eyes widened with shock, knowing what she was about to do. 

"Nat please don't...." You gulped.

"Oh but I have too~"

And then she pulled your pinky probably harder than you pulled Thor's.

"Kya-aah~!" You gasped and moaned, falling to the floor on your knees. Everyone was shocked by your sex noise of course and the room went dead silent for a couple of minutes. You were certainly very embarrassed, the only one who had said noises was—

"Alright, who made my girlfriend moan?" A very pissed looking Tony yelled when he entered the room.

And cue all Avengers laughing here.